i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from
give me ya money lil nigga
to
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
Y’all seriously need to chill, this wasn’t even that funny
if you’re younger than me you’re not allowed to be hotter than me sorry I don’t make the rules
"Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark."
(via sex-like-a-nympho)
"He wanted her and didn’t care who knew it. He definitely, absolutely wanted her, adored her, longed for her, wanted to do more things than there were names for with her."
So Long and Thanks for All the Fish (the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
-Douglas Adams
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